Cake and Cunnilingus Day

No really, there is actually a real Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

A little history before we dive in… shall we.

A well known holiday that everyone is familiar with is the actual root of this glorious day. However, bear with me as we start at the begining.

Valentines Day

There are numerous martyrdom stories associated with various Valentines connected to February 14. One of the many stories and probably the most popular narrative includes Saint Valentine of Rome. He was imprisoned for performing weddings for soldiers who were forbidden to marry and for ministering to Christians persecuted under the Roman Empire. According to legend, Saint Valentine restored sight to the blind daughter of his judge, and he wrote her a letter signed “Your Valentine” as a farewell before his execution.

The Feast of Saint Valentine was established by Pope Gelasius in AD 496 to be celebrated on February 14 in honor of the Christian martyr, Saint Valentine of Rome, who died on that date in AD 269. In 18th-century England, it grew into an occasion in which couples expressed their love for each other by presenting flowers, offering confectionery, and sending greeting cards (known as “valentines”).

Steak and Blow Job Day

Steak and Blowjob Day is a satirical holiday created as a male response to Valentine’s Day. Steak and Bkowjob Day is officially celebrated one month after Valintine’s Day, on March 14. The origin of this holiday is not as sensational or romantic as that of Valintine’s Day.

There are several websites that claim to be the official site of Steak and Blowjob Day, but none of them identify as the creator. Most of the websites seem to agree that the holiday was contrived by a radio DJ in Boston, Massachusetts in 2002, Tom Birdsey.

Who knew?

On this distinguished and magnificent holiday, woman are supposed to cook a steak and perform fellatio on their man in response to his favor and gifts that were given to her on Valintine’s Day.

Cake and Cunnilingus Day!

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is a more recent holiday that was established in 2006. Cake and Cunnilingus Day is appropriately celebrated on April 14th, one month after Steak and Blowjob Day, which is one month after Valentine’s Day. On this decadent day, women are supposed to receive oral sex and eat cake.  I am not certain if these two activities are supposed to happen in unison or not but it would add some more spontaneity to incorporate the cake into the cunnilingus. I can’t imagine that my submissive would mind eating cake while I am eating her.

It should go without saying that Cake and Cunnilingus Day was created by the ladies in response to males Steak and Blowjob Day.  

Cake and Cunnilingus Day is about celebrating female pleasure. It’s about putting her orgasms on the agenda and demonstrating our appreciation for our submissive’s service to us.  Instruct them to lie back and enjoy some chocolate mud cake while we eagerly devour their goodness.

Confectionary Creativity

If your confectionary creating skills are lacking, don’t fear. I am sure that your submissive will not mind one little bit if you give her a King Dong and dive right in. For those less endowed maybe you can slide her a Twinkie before you go to work.

If you are an admirer of cake as well, consider baking or purchasing a full-size cake and having your submissive sit on it before devouring the goodness, all of the goodness. Having lk sit on a cake sounds like the most fun to me but I plan on utilizing a sheet or our liberator blanket in order to prevent a colosal mess.

This post should come with a warning label as the sugar in the frosting can cause UTI’s.  So take care of how much frosting gets where.

Let’s discuss what you did for Cake and Cunnilingus Day during the chats this week.