Six Doms, an American, Australian, Canadian, Englishman, Norwegian, Scotsman and a Trinidadian are attending an international munch and decide they will go grab a beer. The guy behind the counter says, “Yes gentlemen, how can I help you?” The American says, “We would like seven beers please, however, would you consider entering into a small scene,….. sorry my apologies, a game?” The other Doms all smile and nod in approval. The guys behind the counter says he would be happy to have a bit of fun and asks what the rules are. The Australian steps forward and says that in order to win, each of the Doms could be asked one question, (rule one), in alphabetical order of nationality, (rule two) and if he guesses the association between the men they would pay double for the round of drinks, (rule three), however, if he got the association incorrect, the round of drinks would be on him. (Rule four).
The guy agrees and leans forward on the counter. He studies the seven men and then says, “You are all new Doms.”
The Doms are completely astounded that he got the right answer without answering any questions. It’s amazing! The Norwegian steps up and asks the guy how on earth he knew the seven strangers, from multi nationalities were new Doms.
The guy smiles, folds his arms and says, “It was quite obvious, you are all smartly dressed, very well mannered and have a strong bond.” The Trinidadian, who is very excitable at this point, asked the barman if he too is a Dom? The guys shakes his head, and says that he isn’t a Dom. “Well how then?” says the Scotsman and Englishman together. The guys walks around the counter and opens the glass door the street. He looks at the Doms, shaking his head, and says, “I knew, because like most, smart, polite, new Doms, you focus on laying down too many rules and miss the obvious; for example this is a pet shop, the bar is next door,”